Once upon a time, there was a girl in math class who was bored beyond all logical thought. She watched her teacher pointing at the board and wondered when any of this information would be remotely useful to her life after junior year. She was drifting into a stupor, when something interesting finally happened. Another students head exploded. Thats correct. His brain became so overwhelmed by useless information that it overheated and exploded. Sceintists were very interested in this strange phenomona. They exposed synthetic brains to lots of pre-calculus and watched them explode- partially for science and partially because it was fun. They soon realized that the heat produced was much higher than they expected. In fact, it was enough to induce nuclear fusion. They created a factory in which synthetic brains were forced to complete squares and write down equations for circles  until they exploded, and they harnessed the heat for fusion, thus saving the world from the energy crisis.


the end

That...was...AWESOME!

Thank you. This is what pre-calc does to me.